
pic by sume
Being totally boring here, but I’ve been meaning to post this for a while. In my younger days, I’d buy granola bars because I thought they made for a healthy, natural snack for the kids. I couldn’t stand the taste and texture but the kids would gobble them up especially if they had chocolate chips or marshmallows added (so much for healthy). One day it dawned on me to read the ingredients. Example:
Vanilla Ingredients: Rolled Oats, High Maltose Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Crisp Rice (Rice Flour, Sugar, Malt, Salt), Wheat Flakes (Whole Wheat, Sugar, Salt, Malt), Palm Kernel Oil, Corn Meal, Fructose, Canola Oil, Yogurt Powder (Cultured Whey Protein Concentrate, Cultured Skim Milk, Yogurt Cultures), Corn Bran, Maltodextrin, Calcium Carbonate, Nonfat Milk, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Honey, Color Added, Natural Flavor, Lactic Acid, Calcium Lactate, Mixed Tocopherols Added to Retain Freshness, Sunflower Meal, Peanut Flour, Almond Flour.
What is all that shit? The recipe that I use:
2-1/2 cups rolled oats (oldfashioned or instant)
1 cup shredded coconut
1/2 cup raw sunflower seeds
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/2 cup wheat germ
1/2 cup slivered almonds
4 tablespoons butter or margarine
1/4 cup dark brown sugar
1/2 cup honey
1 cup raisins
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
While your oven is preheating to 300°F, spread the oats, coconut, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, wheat germ, and almonds evenly on a 9″ X 12″ baking sheet. Bake these dry ingredients for 20 minutes, stirring them occasionally.
Meanwhile, heat the butter (or margarine), brown sugar, and honey in a small saucepan, allowing the brew to simmer until the oat mixture is ready to come out of the oven. (If you or yours like really crispy granola, bake the dry ingredients an additional few minutes.) As soon as the oat mixture is out, add the raisins, stirring them into the other ingredients.
Now remove the honey from the heat and stir in the vanilla extract, then pour the hot liquid over the oat mixture and stir until all the dry ingredients are coated.
Next, press the granola firmly into the bottom of a greased 8″ X 8″ pan and place it in the still-warm oven to bake (at the same 300°F as before) for 20 minutes. (An 8″ X 8″ pan makes bars about an inch thick; if you want thinner bars, use a slightly larger pan.)
When you remove the granola from the oven, allow it to cool only slightly before cutting it into squares—but wait until it’s completely cool before removing the bars from the pan.
I fiddle with the recipe experimenting with different nuts, cereals, chocolate chips or dried fruits. I also leave out the wheat germ, coconut and sunflower seeds. What I do is start with what I think are the basic ingredients of oats, butter (margarine? no way!), brown sugar, honey and vanilla. Oh and I also put in a 1/2 tsp of freshly ground cinnamon. As long as you get close to the intended mass, it works out just fine. I also bake mine less because we like our granola chewy. The author also has suggestion for variations. Voila! It’s quick, easy and you know what’s in it.
Hmmm…maybe I shouldn’t have zoomed in so close. It looks kind of gross like that.
Nah, I think they look delish!
Being married to a diabetic has really made me more aware of how so many prepackaged foods have HFCS as one of the major ingredients. Since I’m lactose intolerant, that means I have to read labels even more closely.
This recipe looks great! I’m going to try it soon.
Yeah, I was thinking they belong on the Yum side of the scale.
On a more morbid note, according to the Big Book of Death
I’ve got on my bookshelf, apparently the preservatives in our
bodies are doing just that. It’s taking longer than ever for our
bodies to break down and decompose, according to researchers.
The Big Book of Death is filled with all sorts of little trivia bits
like that.
But again, my point is: Yum.
If I could actually cook, I’d give this recipe a try.
Bryan, not sure why but you reminded me of something I heard about Edgar Allen Poe. Seems he buried one of his manuscripts with his wife but later regretted it and had her dug up so he could retrieve them. Because of her addiction to laudenum, she was extremely well preserved which perhaps made things less messy. I can’t remember where I read this or maybe I dreamed I read it. Haha.
LMAO, why am I not surprised that you have the Big Book of Death? Do you have the other Big Book of… books? Oh btw, ever read about the self-made mummies in Japan?
I thought you could cook. Didn’t you mention something about chili several posts back? Anyway, that’s no excuse. I’m not that great of a cook, and even I couldn’t mess this up.
Those granola bars look yummy. Too bad I couldn’t make them look as nice. I, too, stopped buying granola years ago.
Big Book of Death? Bwahahahahahaha! Definatly going on my Amazon wish list.
And that pic is perfect! I’m going to give this a whirl soon. I stopped buying granola bars because the portions keep getting smaller while the pricetag goes up.
Any plans on putting up your anise bread recipe? You’re a fabulous food blogger now.
Those sound so good! I am going to try them. I have Celiac and am not supposed to eat oats, so maybe I will have to use Kasha or something…
Thanks Jaye! Coming from a diva in the making, that’s such a compliment! Let me know if you tried any variations and how it turned out. I love these kind of recipes, because you can fiddle away without doing much damage. I’m itching to try the thumbprint cookie recipe you gave me, so that’ll probably be next.
I think I might just do that anise bread recipe. I usually serve it with an orange blossom flavored “pudding” but would like to find something lactose free for my lactose intolerant buddies. Maybe I could just make a dipping syrup instead. Dang, Jaye, you got the wheels a crankin’. Thanks! Will get back to you on that!
CC, Kasha might work. I also heard that rolled barley flakes and quinoa flakes make a decent substitutes for rolled oats if you can have those. Puffed rice maybe? I’ve never tried any of them but hopefully one will work for you.
YUMMMMMM!
Well, I’m not so bad as to burn salads, unlike one of my old fraternity buddies back in college, but my mrs. insists right now that while I can create food, what I do can’t formally be called ‘cooking’ or ‘edible’ :/ hmmph. So let’s hear it for take out!
The Big Book of Urban Legends is the other big one I’ve still got, because a friend or two borrowed my other volumes, went bonkers, freaked out and well, let’s just say that overdue books are the least of their problems. :/ I gotta hang out with a healthier crowd.
I’ve just about mastered my hummus recipe. :/ Which is unfortunately coinciding with the time when I’m just had my fill of it for a while.
Oops.
if there was only was one left, i would have to elbow out the kids to get it.
just kidding.
yumyumyumyummmmm!
I need to put this on my list of things to try. I don’t buy the boxed ones anymore. I’m sure my kids would like this.
Thanks Lee! Haha, it would be four against one. You wouldn’t stand a chance.
Salaams Surviving, let me know how it turns out!
Awesome picture and awesome recipe (yours, not the one with high fructose corn syrup). It’s late and now I’m really having those midnight snack cravings. Mmmmm…good thing it’s a Friday night so I can stay up now and maybe dabble with something in the kitchen. Perhaps granola?
Oooh…maybe we could put a recipe column on “SH”!
Jeez .I sure hope your not using margarine 80 percent transfats . Coconut oil for health…and check your sweetened coconut,just bought a bag from wally ,going to the birds .sugar ,water ,propolyne glycol,salt,sodium bisulfate…. tropical traditions has organic unsweetened coconut for about the same price.Do your research ..Thanks Rand
Mmmm…S-Y, a recipe column sounds like a great idea!
Thanks R E Smoot,
No way, I stopped using margarine several years ago. I tend to stay away from hydrogenated fat as much as possible. Ugh, all that in a bag of coconut? I leave the coconut out of that recipe since the kids aren’t all that fond of it. The coconut I usually buy is from a Middle Eastern store. It’s unsweetened and shredded much finer than what I find in most stores. I have no idea if it’s organic but probably not. You’re right though, I should look into what I buy more thoroughly. It’s amazing and sometimes horrifying what people are doing to our food supply.
Yum! I love homemade granola bars – they taste so much better then store-bought! In my recipe, I use sweetened condenced milk instead of honey.